The hot dogs dirty little secret

What’s a hot dog made of ?

A question for the age.

I looked upon the packageIMG_0677

and found the parts a little strange.

I’m not sure that I understand.

How does this all translate?

What the hell is hydrolyzed

or sodium diacitate?

I think they’re makin up things.

There’s sure no words like that.

I ventured to the butcher

so we could chew the fat.

He said son you wont believe me

but Ill sure tell you true.

The hot dog comes from a part

you wouldn’t think that you could use.

Well boy I love a hot dog.

He proclaimed emphatically.

Id choose it over the finest steak

cooked perfect to a tee.

Now lad please don’t get squeamish

when the secrete I reveal

about the origin of the frank

for its a mighty tasty meal.

Then he leaned in close with whispered voice and said Ill tell you without fail

the best part of the cow comes from right below the tail!!!!

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The hot dogs dirty little secret

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